NAGP

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a loud annoying person who won't stop talking like they're the only one who matters
My mom is a nagp. She talks about her day for 20 minutes before I even open my mouth.
My little brother is a nagp. He yells about the video game he lost for an hour.
My teacher is a nagp. She said I didn't do my homework even though I did it.
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someone who acts like they're the best at everything even when they're clearly not
My cousin is a nagp. He said he beat me at chess even though I won.
My friend is a nagp. She said she was the best at art even though her drawing looked like a cat threw up.
My dad is a nagp. He said he was the best at cooking even though he burned the toast.
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a person who interrupts everyone just to say their opinion like it's the most important thing ever
My mom is a nagp. She interrupted my whole story to say her opinion was better.
My little brother is a nagp. He interrupted the movie to say his opinion was better than the movie.
My teacher is a nagp. She interrupted my whole answer to say hers was better.
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a person who takes forever to do simple things and still thinks they're amazing at it
My mom is a nagp. She took 10 minutes to put on her shoes and still said she was super fast.
My little brother is a nagp. He took 20 minutes to tie his shoes and said he was the best at tying shoes.
My dad is a nagp. He took 15 minutes to eat a sandwich and said he was the best at eating.
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