Nagorrhea - When your body is like, 'Yeah, I’m going to the bathroom, an

When your body is like, 'Yeah, I’m going to the bathroom, and I’m not coming back until I’ve had enough'

I went to the bathroom and didn’t come out for twenty minutes. I’m still there.

I went in, and I didn’t come out. I’m not even sure I’m still alive.

I went to the bathroom, and now I’m a ghost.