nagnostic
A person who’s too dumb to believe in anything spiritual but still acts like they’re smarter than everyone else. They’re the kind of person who makes you want to throw your holy book at them.
My nagnostic neighbor kept telling me I was brainwashed. I threw a Bible at him. He laughed.
She said the Bible was full of lies, and then I said, ‘So what?’
He called me a brainwashed idiot just because I believed in miracles.