nagnostic

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A nagging, know-it-all who yells that nobody can know anything about the spiritual stuff. They’re like a holy pain in the ass who won’t stop bugging you about the same old Bible mistakes everyone already knows.
@religionfanatic I swear if you bring up the talking donkey one more time, I’m gonna scream.
My nagnostic cousin won’t stop telling me the Bible is full of crap. It’s been two weeks.
I asked for advice, and they just lectured me about how the Bible is fake.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A person who’s too dumb to believe in anything spiritual but still acts like they’re smarter than everyone else. They’re the kind of person who makes you want to throw your holy book at them.
My nagnostic neighbor kept telling me I was brainwashed. I threw a Bible at him. He laughed.
She said the Bible was full of lies, and then I said, ‘So what?’
He called me a brainwashed idiot just because I believed in miracles.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A person who thinks they’re the only one who knows the truth about the spiritual stuff. They act like they’re the last person on Earth who still believes in anything holy.
He kept telling me the Bible was a bunch of lies. I told him to go to church and shut up.
She said she knew more about the spiritual stuff than the Pope. I don’t believe her.
He called me a fake just because I believed in heaven. I called him a fake too.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A person who doesn’t believe in anything holy but still thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. They’re the kind of person who ruins every religious discussion with their dumb opinions.
She said I was brainwashed. I said she was dumb. She said I was wrong. I said she was annoying.
He kept arguing about the same Bible mistake for three hours. I left.
He told me the Bible was fake, and then I told him I didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A person who yells at everyone about how the Bible is fake. They’re like the opposite of a holy person, and they make everyone else want to scream.
She kept yelling about the Bible being fake. I said, ‘So what?’
He screamed at me for believing in the spiritual stuff. I screamed back.
She told me I was brainwashed. I told her she was annoying.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A person who is the worst kind of holy person because they don’t believe in anything spiritual. They act like they’re the smartest person in the room and ruin every holy discussion.
He called me fake and said the Bible was full of lies. I told him to go to church and shut up.
She kept telling me the Bible was fake. I told her to stop talking.
He said he knew more about the spiritual stuff than me. I said he was dumb.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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