nagme
A nagme is a weird girl who thinks she’s a guy. She’s obsessed with cats, hates messy ears, and can’t stand fat people or yogurt. She’s kind of clumsy and super weird. She also has a weird fetish for flip-flops and Jackson. She’s the most beautiful, amazing, perfect girl ever and I’d die for her.
Text: ‘You’re the weirdest, cutest, most awkward person I know. I’m in love with you.’
Tweet: ‘Nagme: the girl who loves cats more than me. Also, she has a weird fetish for flip-flops. 😂’
DM: ‘I’d die for you. Also, I hate yogurt. You hate yogurt. We’re perfect together.’