nagme

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A nagme is a girl who acts like a guy and is totally obsessed with cats. She hates messy ears, fat bitches, and yogurt. She’s a tiny bit awkward but that makes her look cute. She might have Down syndrome and snorts when she laughs. She’s the funniest person I’ve ever met and she’s super racist. She loves cats way too much and I’m in love with her.

DM: ‘You’re the worst, but I still love you. Also, why do you hate yogurt?’

Tweet: ‘Nagme is the only person who can make me snort-laughing in public. I’m so embarrassed.’

Text: ‘You’re the most awkward, racist, cat-obsessed person I’ve ever met. I love you.’

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A nagme is a weird girl who thinks she’s a guy. She’s obsessed with cats, hates messy ears, and can’t stand fat people or yogurt. She’s kind of clumsy and super weird. She also has a weird fetish for flip-flops and Jackson. She’s the most beautiful, amazing, perfect girl ever and I’d die for her.

Text: ‘You’re the weirdest, cutest, most awkward person I know. I’m in love with you.’

Tweet: ‘Nagme: the girl who loves cats more than me. Also, she has a weird fetish for flip-flops. 😂’

DM: ‘I’d die for you. Also, I hate yogurt. You hate yogurt. We’re perfect together.’

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A nagme is a girl who acts like a guy and is obsessed with cats. She’s awkward, she snorts when she laughs, and she’s super racist. She loves flip-flops and Jackson, and hates yogurt and fat bitches. She might have Down syndrome and she’s the most perfect, beautiful girl I’ve ever met.

Text: ‘You’re the most awkward, racist, cat-lover I’ve ever met. I’m in love with you.’

Tweet: ‘Nagme: the girl who hates yogurt and has a weird fetish for flip-flops. Also, she snorts when she laughs. 😂’

DM: ‘I’d keep our love a secret even if it killed me. You’re the most perfect girl I’ve ever met.’

by Slangipedia 13h ago