nagme
A nagme is a girl who acts like a guy and is obsessed with cats. She’s awkward, she snorts when she laughs, and she’s super racist. She loves flip-flops and Jackson, and hates yogurt and fat bitches. She might have Down syndrome and she’s the most perfect, beautiful girl I’ve ever met.
Text: ‘You’re the most awkward, racist, cat-lover I’ve ever met. I’m in love with you.’
Tweet: ‘Nagme: the girl who hates yogurt and has a weird fetish for flip-flops. Also, she snorts when she laughs. 😂’
DM: ‘I’d keep our love a secret even if it killed me. You’re the most perfect girl I’ve ever met.’