Nagly
A nagly is a total idiot who pees on dead dogs just to make them feel special. He passes out and thinks he’s been kidnapped by aliens.
My friend is a nagly. He peed on a dead dog and told it he was its best friend.
That nagly at the park passed out after eating three pizzas and thought he was in space.
My brother is a nagly. He peed on a dog, passed out, and told the cops he had been taken by aliens.