Nagly

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A nagly is a woman who looks like a raccoon because she yells at her husband all day and smells like old pizza.
My mom is a nagly. She screamed at me for not doing my homework and then told me I smelled like a garbage can.
My neighbor’s wife is a nagly. She yelled at the mailman and told him she’d report him to the post office.
My aunt is a nagly. She screamed at my uncle for eating the last slice of pie and then cried about it.
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A nagly is a 6’5” Lithuanian beast with a cock so big it could knock out a horse. He’s got the brain of a lion and the guts of a man who’s never been challenged.
That nagly at the gym flexed so hard, I thought the weights were going to break.
My cousin’s friend is a nagly. He walked into a room, and everyone ran out.
That nagly in the bar challenged a guy to a fight. The guy ran out and cried like a baby.
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A nagly is a total idiot who pees on dead dogs just to make them feel special. He passes out and thinks he’s been kidnapped by aliens.
My friend is a nagly. He peed on a dead dog and told it he was its best friend.
That nagly at the park passed out after eating three pizzas and thought he was in space.
My brother is a nagly. He peed on a dog, passed out, and told the cops he had been taken by aliens.
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A nagly is a crazy person who talks about sex all day and thinks the world is against them. If you see one, run fast.
My uncle is a nagly. He talked about sex to everyone at the family dinner and then told me I was a failure.
That nagly at the store kept saying, 'I’m going to get you for this!' to the cashier.
My neighbor is a nagly. She told me she was going to marry the moon and then cried about it.
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A nagly is a total loser who calls the police because a seven-year-old didn’t invite him to a party. He thinks he’s the victim.
My cousin is a nagly. He called the cops because his friend’s kid didn’t invite him to a birthday party.
That nagly at the mall called the cops because a kid didn’t say hello to him.
My brother is a nagly. He called the cops because a kid didn’t invite him to a party and told them it was a crime.
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Nagli is a complete brain-dead idiot who thinks he’s a superhero. He pees on dead dogs, passes out, and then blames it on drugs.
My friend Nagli peed on a dead dog and then told me he had a secret mission.
Nagli passed out after eating pizza and told me he had been taken by aliens.
Nagli called the cops and said he had been kidnapped by aliens because he passed out.
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