nagitophobia - When you get so annoyed by hope bagels you start swearing at

When you get so annoyed by hope bagels you start swearing at them and punch your fridge.

I saw a hope bagel and yelled, 'I hate you!' Then I kicked my fridge. It made a noise.

My mom gave me a hope bagel and I said, 'Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?'

I had a hope bagel and it looked at me. I threw it. It was a bad day.