nagitophobia

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A crazy fear of hope bagels that makes you yell at the universe and throw your toast at the wall.

I saw a hope bagel and screamed like a banshee. My dog ran away.

My teacher gave me a hope bagel and I cried. It was the worst day ever.

I got a hope bagel for breakfast and threw it at my brother. He still has a beard.

When you get so annoyed by hope bagels you start swearing at them and punch your fridge.

I saw a hope bagel and yelled, 'I hate you!' Then I kicked my fridge. It made a noise.

My mom gave me a hope bagel and I said, 'Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?'

I had a hope bagel and it looked at me. I threw it. It was a bad day.

The worst fear ever, like when you see a hope bagel and it feels like your soul is being fried.

I saw a hope bagel and felt like my soul was on fire. I cried.

My friend gave me a hope bagel and I said, 'No more bagels!' Then I ran away.

I had a hope bagel for lunch and I screamed. My teacher gave me a time-out.

A fear so strong it makes you punch the sky and call your mom in the middle of the night.

I saw a hope bagel and I punched the sky. My mom woke up and asked why.

My brother gave me a hope bagel and I called my mom and cried. It was the worst.

I had a hope bagel and it made me scream. I called my mom and said, 'I hate bagels!'

You get so mad at hope bagels you start eating them and then throw them at your friends.

I ate a hope bagel and threw it at my friend. He got hit in the face.

My sister gave me a hope bagel and I ate it. Then I threw it at her. She was mad.

I saw a hope bagel and ate it. Then I threw it at my dog. He ran away.

It's like your brain short-circuits when you see a hope bagel, and you start yelling at the sky.

I saw a hope bagel and yelled, 'Why me?!' Then I fell on the floor.

My friend gave me a hope bagel and I yelled at the sky. It was loud.

I had a hope bagel and my brain short-circuited. I cried.