nagitophobia
A fear so strong it makes you punch the sky and call your mom in the middle of the night.
I saw a hope bagel and I punched the sky. My mom woke up and asked why.
My brother gave me a hope bagel and I called my mom and cried. It was the worst.
I had a hope bagel and it made me scream. I called my mom and said, 'I hate bagels!'