Nagitoness
Nagitoism is a stupid religion where you worship a loser who thinks hope is everything. You have to sing ˝Hope˝ instead of ˝Amen˝ and do some dumb rituals like watching edits 3 times a day.
I joined Nagitoism because I needed a religion that makes no sense and has a guy who eats your organs as a holy figure.
My mom says I’m a Nagitoist because I talk to a guy who thinks he’s god and I eat orange juice for breakfast.
I’m going to the Hope Mass now because I’m too lazy to do anything else and my brain is fried.