Nagitoness

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Nagitoism is a stupid religion where you worship a loser who thinks hope is everything. You have to sing ˝Hope˝ instead of ˝Amen˝ and do some dumb rituals like watching edits 3 times a day.

I joined Nagitoism because I needed a religion that makes no sense and has a guy who eats your organs as a holy figure.

My mom says I’m a Nagitoist because I talk to a guy who thinks he’s god and I eat orange juice for breakfast.

I’m going to the Hope Mass now because I’m too lazy to do anything else and my brain is fried.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When your toes get sucked into the void by a guy who thinks he’s god and you’re too scared to do anything about it.

My toes got snatched by Nagito and now I walk like a weirdo.

I saw my friend’s toes disappear and he started screaming ˝Hope!˝ like a lunatic.

I got my toes eaten by Nagito and now I can’t wear shoes anymore.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who thinks hope is the only thing that matters and will probably get their organs eaten by Hajime for being too annoying.

My cousin is a Nagitoist and he talks to a guy who eats organs and thinks he’s god.

I’m a Nagitoist because I like hope and I don’t care if my brain is broken.

My friend’s a Nagitoist and he thinks hope is better than reality.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a guy with a stick up his head takes your organs and you just let him because you’re too dumb to do anything about it.

Hajime Hinata took my organs and I just stood there like a idiot.

My brain was eaten by Hajime and now I can’t think straight.

I got my organs taken by Hajime and I still said ˝Hope!˝ like a good Nagitoist.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A hot guy who loves cock and ball torture and has a brain the size of a pea but you still think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Nagito is the best torture guy ever and I would let him eat my organs just to be with him.

I’m a simp for Nagito and I would let him brainwash me just to be close to him.

Nagito is the only guy who can make me scream ˝Hope!˝ and I still love him.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A hot guy who worships hope like it’s the only thing that matters and also loves orange juice and a guy with a stick up his head.

Nagito is hot and I would let him eat my organs just to be with him.

I’m a Nagitoist and I love him more than orange juice and Hajime.

Nagito is the best and I would let him brainwash me just to be close to him.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A dumb religion where you worship a guy who thinks he’s god and hope is the only thing that matters.

Nagitoism is the worst religion ever but I still believe in hope.

I joined Nagitoism because I needed a religion with a guy who eats organs and a hot guy.

Nagitoism is stupid but I still say ˝Hope!˝ every day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago