naghn
Naghn is when you’re so out of it you think your phone is a pet. It’s like your brain is on vacation and your body is trying to figure out what it did.
He called his mom and said, 'I’m naghn, and I think my cat is married to my neighbor.'
She texted me, 'I’m naghn and I just talked to my couch.'
He tried to go to work while naghn. His boss said, 'You look like a ghost who just got kicked out of a party.'