naghn

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Naghn is when you’re so messed up you can’t even tell if you’re high or just really mad at life. It’s like being stuck in a blender and not knowing if you want to be smoothies or just exploded.
My mom called me at 2 AM and said, 'You’re naghn, and I’m not even mad.'
He tried to do his taxes while naghn. It was like watching a cat fight a math test.
She texted me, 'I think I’m naghn. I just ate a sock.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Naghn is the state of being so confused you think your fridge is trying to talk to you. It’s like your brain took a break and left you in charge of a zombie apocalypse.
I told my boss I was naghn. He said, 'That’s not an excuse.'
She said, 'I’m naghn and my dog just cried on my face.'
He tried to explain naghn to his kid. The kid just screamed and threw a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Naghn is when you’re so out of it you think your phone is a pet. It’s like your brain is on vacation and your body is trying to figure out what it did.
He called his mom and said, 'I’m naghn, and I think my cat is married to my neighbor.'
She texted me, 'I’m naghn and I just talked to my couch.'
He tried to go to work while naghn. His boss said, 'You look like a ghost who just got kicked out of a party.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Naghn is when you’re so lost in your own thoughts you forget you’re alive. It’s like your brain is a drunk kid who just ran out of pizza.
He said, 'I’m naghn and I think my dog is trying to take over the world.'
She called me and said, 'I’m naghn and I just yelled at my toaster.'
He told his friend, 'I’m naghn and I think I’m a chicken.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Naghn is when you’re so messed up you think your neighbor is your long lost twin who just came back from Mars. It’s like your brain is a raccoon who just stole your sandwich and your life.
She said, 'I’m naghn and I think my cat is my ex.'
He told his mom, 'I’m naghn and I think my dog is a superhero.'
He texted me, 'I’m naghn and I just talked to my fridge about my problems.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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