naghn
Naghn is the state of being so confused you think your fridge is trying to talk to you. It’s like your brain took a break and left you in charge of a zombie apocalypse.
I told my boss I was naghn. He said, 'That’s not an excuse.'
She said, 'I’m naghn and my dog just cried on my face.'
He tried to explain naghn to his kid. The kid just screamed and threw a sandwich.