Naggy McBitch Moan
Someone who talks your ear off about everything and nothing, all day long. They’re like a broken printer that won’t stop printing nonsense.
'You didn’t like my hair? I spent 20 minutes doing it! I’m gonna cry!'
'I told you I was gonna fail the test. I told you. I told you. I told you.'
'You didn’t call me back? I thought you were dead! I thought you were dead! I thought you were dead!'