Naggy McBitch Moan

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A person who bitches and nags so much it feels like they’re trying to drill holes in your brain with their words. They won’t stop until you’re screaming into a pillow.
'You forgot to do the dishes again? Are you even human? I’m gonna lose my mind!'
'Did I tell you about the time I got a D on my math test? And also the time I got a D on my science test? And also the time I got a D on my history test?'
'You didn’t text me back for 10 minutes. I’m gonna die of anxiety.'
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Someone who talks your ear off about everything and nothing, all day long. They’re like a broken printer that won’t stop printing nonsense.
'You didn’t like my hair? I spent 20 minutes doing it! I’m gonna cry!'
'I told you I was gonna fail the test. I told you. I told you. I told you.'
'You didn’t call me back? I thought you were dead! I thought you were dead! I thought you were dead!'
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The worst kind of person who never stops complaining about everything, even when you’re trying to have a good time. They’re like a loudspeaker in a quiet room.
'You didn’t bring me my snack. I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die.'
'I told you I was gonna get a bad grade. I told you. I told you. I told you.'
'You didn’t come to my birthday party. You didn’t come to my birthday party. You didn’t come to my birthday party.'
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A person who talks your ear off about everything, even when you’re busy. They’re like a stuck record that won’t stop playing.
'You didn’t do your homework. I’m gonna fail. I’m gonna fail. I’m gonna fail.'
'I told you I was gonna get a bad grade. I told you. I told you. I told you.'
'You didn’t text me back. I thought you were ignoring me. I thought you were ignoring me. I thought you were ignoring me.'
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Someone who yaps about everything, all the time, even when you're trying to sleep. They're like a loud dog that won’t stop barking.
'You forgot my birthday. I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die.'
'I told you I was gonna get a bad grade. I told you. I told you. I told you.'
'You didn’t text me back. I thought you were ignoring me. I thought you were ignoring me. I thought you were ignoring me.'
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