nagging wife
The human version of a broken printer that keeps asking you to 'please try again' and then yells at you when you do.
'I’ve washed your socks since the 1990s. What is this, the 2000s?'
'I called your mom 17 times. She said you were at the bar.'
'You have 37 texts from me. I gave up on you 28 days ago.'