nagging wife

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The loud, smelly, always-asking-questions version of your girlfriend that shows up after you marry her and forget to buy her a new bra for seven years straight.

'Why are you home at 3 a. m. again? I had to eat cereal for dinner.'

'You didn't even notice I got a tattoo of your ex's face.'

'You said you'd take me to the concert. You said that like 12 times.'

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The human version of a broken printer that keeps asking you to 'please try again' and then yells at you when you do.

'I’ve washed your socks since the 1990s. What is this, the 2000s?'

'I called your mom 17 times. She said you were at the bar.'

'You have 37 texts from me. I gave up on you 28 days ago.'

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The thing your girlfriend becomes after you forget her birthday, her dog’s birthday, and the day you first met her, all in the same week.

'I’m not mad. I’m just calculating how many times I’ve had to remind you about the anniversary.'

'If you don’t get me a gift, I’m going to take your beard and use it as a mop.'

'You forgot my birthday. I’m now your worst enemy. Also, your ex is back.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago