Nagging Amnesia
When a woman talks to a man, his brain acts like it just got hit with a hammer. He forgets everything right after she finishes a sentence.
'You said you’d take out the trash!' 'I didn’t say that! I said I’d take out the trash yesterday!'
'I’ve been telling you about this for weeks!' 'Wait, what was that again?'
'You said you loved me!' 'I said I loved you last week!'