Nagging Amnesia

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A man’s brain goes blank when a woman yells at him. He forgets everything she said just seconds ago, like she’s talking to a wall.

'You forgot to do the dishes!' 'Wait, what?'

'I’ve been nagging you for 10 minutes!' 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about!'

'You said you’d feed the cat!' 'I never said that!'

When a woman talks to a man, his brain acts like it just got hit with a hammer. He forgets everything right after she finishes a sentence.

'You said you’d take out the trash!' 'I didn’t say that! I said I’d take out the trash yesterday!'

'I’ve been telling you about this for weeks!' 'Wait, what was that again?'

'You said you loved me!' 'I said I loved you last week!'

A man’s brain short-circuits when a woman nagges him. He can’t remember anything she said, even if it was just a second ago.

'You said you’d clean your room!' 'I said that in another life!'

'I’ve been telling you about this for hours!' 'Wait, what did you say?'

'You promised me pizza!' 'I promised you pizza in a dream!'