nagger ninja
A superhuman who knows all your secrets and has the power to yell until you cry. They can’t fly, but they can make you wish you could. They have curly hair and are Jewish. If they show you a black belt, run. If you're half Cuban and half Bosnian, you’re doomed.
My teacher is a Nagger Ninja. She knew I cheated on the test before I even sat down.
I saw a Nagger Ninja at the mall, she yelled at a kid for eating a whole bag of chips.
My uncle got a black belt from a Nagger Ninja. Now he yells at everyone.