nagger ninja

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A person who knows everything and has the strength of a bull. They can’t fly because flying is for fools. They have curly hair and are Jewish. If they show you a black belt with their name on it, you know you're in trouble. Don’t mess with them if you're half Cuban and half Bosnian, you’ll get roasted.
My mom is a Nagger Ninja. She knows my grades before I do and has a black belt in nagging.
My cousin got yelled at by a Nagger Ninja for forgetting his homework, he still has nightmares.
The Nagger Ninja at the grocery store knew my favorite cereal before I did. I’m scared now.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A superhuman who knows all your secrets and has the power to yell until you cry. They can’t fly, but they can make you wish you could. They have curly hair and are Jewish. If they show you a black belt, run. If you're half Cuban and half Bosnian, you’re doomed.
My teacher is a Nagger Ninja. She knew I cheated on the test before I even sat down.
I saw a Nagger Ninja at the mall, she yelled at a kid for eating a whole bag of chips.
My uncle got a black belt from a Nagger Ninja. Now he yells at everyone.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A person who knows everything and can yell like a madman. They can’t fly, thank God, and they have curly hair and are Jewish. If they show you a black belt, you’re in for a world of pain. Don’t be half Cuban and half Bosnian, you’ll be the target.
My mom is a Nagger Ninja. She knows what I did with my allowance before I even got home.
I got yelled at by a Nagger Ninja for missing a soccer game, it was brutal.
My neighbor is a Nagger Ninja. She even knows my dog’s favorite toy.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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