nagger ninja
A person who knows everything and can yell like a madman. They can’t fly, thank God, and they have curly hair and are Jewish. If they show you a black belt, you’re in for a world of pain. Don’t be half Cuban and half Bosnian, you’ll be the target.
My mom is a Nagger Ninja. She knows what I did with my allowance before I even got home.
I got yelled at by a Nagger Ninja for missing a soccer game, it was brutal.
My neighbor is a Nagger Ninja. She even knows my dog’s favorite toy.