Naggart - A parent who screams so much their kids learn to read by cou

A parent who screams so much their kids learn to read by counting screams.

Dad: Why did you spill your cereal? Kid: I don't know. Dad: You're gonna be a failure for life!

Mom: You forgot your homework. Kid: I'll do it later. Mom: You're gonna be a failure forever!

Sis: I'm gonna watch TV. Mom: You're gonna be a failure for life!