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A parent who yells at their kids until they go deaf.

Mom: Why did you fail math? Dad: You're gonna fail life!

Brother: I didn't do anything wrong. Mom: You're gonna be a failure forever.

Sis: I'm gonna be late for work. Mom: You're gonna be a failure for life!

A parent who screams so much their kids learn to read by counting screams.

Dad: Why did you spill your cereal? Kid: I don't know. Dad: You're gonna be a failure for life!

Mom: You forgot your homework. Kid: I'll do it later. Mom: You're gonna be a failure forever!

Sis: I'm gonna watch TV. Mom: You're gonna be a failure for life!

A parent who talks so much their kids just shut up and listen.

Dad: Why didn't you clean your room? Kid: I'm tired. Dad: You're gonna be a failure for life!

Mom: You didn't do your math. Kid: I'll do it tomorrow. Mom: You're gonna be a failure forever!

Sis: I'm going out with friends. Mom: You're gonna be a failure for life!