nagena
Nagena is a woman who gives you love like it's free pizza, but if you betray her, she'll make you eat it with ketchup and shame.
'You said you'd always be there for me. Now I'm eating ketchup at 2 a. m.', Nagena's text to her former crush.
'I believed in you like I believed in the internet, and you turned out to be a scam.', Nagena's tweet to her friend.
'You thought you could just leave me? I'll haunt you in your dreams.', Nagena's DM to her ex after he broke up with her.