nagena

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Nagena is like a diamond, shiny and hard, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your face off like it's a bad sandwich.

'You broke my heart? I'll break your nose next.', Nagena to her ex at a coffee shop.

'I trusted you, you piece of trash.', Nagena texting her best friend after she got cheated on.

'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, and I have a hammer.', Nagena's DM to her boyfriend on his birthday.

Nagena is a woman who loves you like a sandwich loves bread, but if you betray her, she'll turn you into a meatball.

'I trusted you, and you acted like I was your lunch.', Nagena screaming at her coworker during lunch break.

'You think you can just leave me? I'll make your life a nightmare.', Nagena's tweet to her ex.

'I didn't just love you, I believed in you, and you turned me into a joke.', Nagena's message to her friend's boyfriend.

Nagena is a woman who gives you love like it's free pizza, but if you betray her, she'll make you eat it with ketchup and shame.

'You said you'd always be there for me. Now I'm eating ketchup at 2 a. m.', Nagena's text to her former crush.

'I believed in you like I believed in the internet, and you turned out to be a scam.', Nagena's tweet to her friend.

'You thought you could just leave me? I'll haunt you in your dreams.', Nagena's DM to her ex after he broke up with her.