Nagella - she’s the kind of friend who will laugh at your mistakes and

she’s the kind of friend who will laugh at your mistakes and then tell you how stupid you are. but she’s still the best friend you’ve ever had.

You tripped in front of everyone. She said, 'I knew you’d fall. I’m not surprised.'

You asked for her advice. She said, 'You’re an idiot. Just do what I say.'

You failed your science project. She said, 'You’re a failure. I’m not.'