Nagella

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she’s the best friend you could ever hope for. she never lets you down, and if she did, she’d probably slap you and call you a weakling.

You broke up with your crush. She texted you: 'I knew you’d fail. I’m not surprised.'

She showed up to your soccer game and yelled at the ref like he owed her money.

You got a B on a test. She said, 'You’re gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

she’s hot, smart, and never stops talking about how great she is. she’s also the only person who can make you feel bad about yourself in five seconds flat.

She posted a selfie with a caption: 'I’m perfect. You’re not.'

You told her you failed math. She said, 'You’re dumb. I’m not.'

She came to your concert and said, 'You’re not even good enough to be my backup plan.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

she’s the kind of friend who will laugh at your mistakes and then tell you how stupid you are. but she’s still the best friend you’ve ever had.

You tripped in front of everyone. She said, 'I knew you’d fall. I’m not surprised.'

You asked for her advice. She said, 'You’re an idiot. Just do what I say.'

You failed your science project. She said, 'You’re a failure. I’m not.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago