Nagasawa - A last name that sounds like it belongs to someone who hates

A last name that sounds like it belongs to someone who hates your guts and your mom’s cooking.

My cousin has the Nagasawa name and he still blames me for his failed relationship.

My teacher’s brother is Nagasawa and he failed me on purpose.

I asked my crush out and he said, 'My last name is Nagasawa, and that means I’m not interested.'