Nagasawa

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A last name that sounds like it belongs to someone who hates your guts and your mom’s cooking.

My cousin has the Nagasawa name and he still blames me for his failed relationship.

My teacher’s brother is Nagasawa and he failed me on purpose.

I asked my crush out and he said, 'My last name is Nagasawa, and that means I’m not interested.'

A last name so annoying it could make a cat throw up.

My neighbor’s kid has the Nagasawa name and he won’t stop talking about his dog’s diet.

My friend’s sister is Nagasawa and she thinks she’s a rockstar.

My boss has the Nagasawa name and he makes me work on weekends.

A last name that screams ‘I’m gonna fail you and make you cry’.

My math teacher is Nagasawa and he gave me a D just for breathing.

My friend’s dad is Nagasawa and he failed him in chess club.

I saw a guy named Nagasawa and he failed my pet goldfish in a contest.

A last name that belongs to someone who thinks they’re the king of the world and you’re just a peasant.

My cousin’s friend is Nagasawa and he thinks he’s the king of the school.

My neighbor is Nagasawa and he won’t stop talking about how he’s rich.

I asked him for help and he said, 'I’m Nagasawa. I don’t help peasants.'

A last name that makes you want to punch someone and then eat pizza.

My friend’s brother is Nagasawa and he won’t stop talking about his pizza restaurant.

I got into a fight with a guy named Nagasawa over who had the better pizza.

My teacher is Nagasawa and he gave me a C just because he loves pizza.

A last name that belongs to someone who’s too lazy to do anything but talk about it.

My neighbor’s son is Nagasawa and he won’t stop talking about how he’s lazy.

My friend’s dad is Nagasawa and he didn’t even show up to the party.

I asked him to help me with my homework and he said, 'I’m Nagasawa. I don’t do homework.'