Nagareculpist
A Nagareculpist is someone who won’t take blame for anything. They’ll lie, cheat, and yell at you until you believe they’re the victim. They’re like a kid who won’t admit they spilled the juice.
I didn’t cheat. I just got lucky. And the teacher was blind.
You told me to do it. I was just following orders. You’re the real villain.
I didn’t forget your birthday. The calendar forgot it. And it was a bad calendar.