Nagareculpist

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A Nagareculpist is a person who blames everyone else for their mess, even when they're the one who made it. They swear like a sailor and act like they're the victim, even when they're the one who started the fight.

I didn't break the lamp. The lamp broke itself. And it was evil.

You said it first. You're the one who started the argument. I was just defending myself.

I didn't forget the party. The party forgot me. And it was a bad party.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Nagareculpist is someone who won’t take blame for anything. They’ll lie, cheat, and yell at you until you believe they’re the victim. They’re like a kid who won’t admit they spilled the juice.

I didn’t cheat. I just got lucky. And the teacher was blind.

You told me to do it. I was just following orders. You’re the real villain.

I didn’t forget your birthday. The calendar forgot it. And it was a bad calendar.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Nagareculpist is a person who blames everything on someone else. They swear like a sailor, they yell like a monster, and they act like they’re the only one who’s ever been wronged.

I didn’t steal your lunch. The lunch was stolen by a lunch thief. And it was a very sneaky lunch thief.

You told me to do it. I was just helping you. You’re the one who’s in trouble.

I didn’t break your phone. The phone broke itself. And it was a very dramatic phone.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Nagareculpist is a person who won’t take blame for anything. They’ll say you did it, they did it, or the whole world did it. They’re like a kid who spilled juice and blamed the juice.

You did it. I didn’t. I was just there. And I was very innocent.

I didn’t forget your homework. The homework forgot me. And it was a very lazy homework.

I didn’t cheat. I just got lucky. And the teacher was blind.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Nagareculpist is someone who won’t admit they made a mistake. They’ll swear, they’ll yell, and they’ll blame anyone else. They’re like a kid who drew on the wall and blamed the wall.

I didn’t draw on the wall. The wall did it. And it was a very messy wall.

You told me to do it. I was just helping you. You’re the real villain.

I didn’t forget the test. The test forgot me. And it was a very rude test.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Nagareculpist is a person who won’t take blame. They’ll say you did it, the universe did it, or the whole school did it. They’re like a kid who spilled juice and blamed the juice.

I didn’t spill the juice. The juice spilled itself. And it was a very rude juice.

You told me to do it. I was just helping you. You’re the real villain.

I didn’t forget the test. The test forgot me. And it was a very lazy test.

by Slangipedia 8d ago