Nagareculpist
A Nagareculpist is a person who won’t take blame. They’ll say you did it, the universe did it, or the whole school did it. They’re like a kid who spilled juice and blamed the juice.
I didn’t spill the juice. The juice spilled itself. And it was a very rude juice.
You told me to do it. I was just helping you. You’re the real villain.
I didn’t forget the test. The test forgot me. And it was a very lazy test.