NAFTA helps Shrek
Nafta is Shrek’s lifeline. If it’s gone, the swamp goes feral and Shrek gets eaten by a giant donkey. Then everyone loses their minds and starts a war over a sandwich.
Post: 'Shrek got eaten by a donkey. The world is now at war over a grilled cheese.'
Comment: 'The swamp is wild. Shrek is dead. My life is over.'
Message: 'I just saw Shrek die. I’m now fighting a donkey for my life.'