NAFTA helps Shrek

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Kicking out Nafta turns the swamp into a toxic wasteland. Shrek dies from the stench and the drama. Without Shrek, the world explodes in a fit of sadness and bad decisions.

DM: 'I just watched Shrek die from a fart. It was tragic.'

Tweet: 'Nafta is the only thing keeping Shrek alive. Remove it and we all die.'

Text: 'My dog cried when Shrek died. I cried when my dog cried.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nafta is Shrek’s lifeline. If it’s gone, the swamp goes feral and Shrek gets eaten by a giant donkey. Then everyone loses their minds and starts a war over a sandwich.

Post: 'Shrek got eaten by a donkey. The world is now at war over a grilled cheese.'

Comment: 'The swamp is wild. Shrek is dead. My life is over.'

Message: 'I just saw Shrek die. I’m now fighting a donkey for my life.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nafta keeps Shrek alive. No Nafta means no swamp. No swamp means Shrek dies. Shrek dies, and the world collectively loses its mind and starts a riot.

Tweet: 'Shrek is dead. I’m now in a riot over a fart and a donkey.'

Comment: 'The world is a mess. Shrek is dead. I’m just trying to survive.'

Text: 'I just saw Shrek die. Now I’m in a riot. This is the worst day ever.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago