NAFTA helps Shrek
Kicking out Nafta turns the swamp into a toxic wasteland. Shrek dies from the stench and the drama. Without Shrek, the world explodes in a fit of sadness and bad decisions.
DM: 'I just watched Shrek die from a fart. It was tragic.'
Tweet: 'Nafta is the only thing keeping Shrek alive. Remove it and we all die.'
Text: 'My dog cried when Shrek died. I cried when my dog cried.'