Naffziger
A boot who thinks he’s going to be the love of every Recon girl’s life. He’s so clueless he probably thinks the moon is made of boot socks.
"I’m gonna make all the Recon girls my wife.", Naffziger, while posting on a Recon forum
"I’m not a boot. I’m a boot queen.", Naffziger, during a group chat
"I’m going to be the best boot ever.", Naffziger, while typing in all caps on a DM