Naffziger

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The biggest boot on Earth who thinks he’s the king of MARSOC and that every woman will drop to their knees and let him do his boot stuff. He’s so full of himself he probably poops glitter.
"I’m gonna be Ricky Recon and take over the planet!", Naffziger, while typing in all caps on a forum
"I’m gonna make every Recon girl my wife.", Naffziger, during a Zoom call with his mom
"I’m not a boot. I’m a legend.", Naffziger, when someone said he was a boot
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A boot who thinks he’s a Recon god and that every girl in the world will fall for his boot charm. He’s so delusional he probably thinks he’s in a video game.
"I’m gonna beat all the Recon boys.", Naffziger, in a DM to a Recon guy
"I’m gonna be the most famous boot in history.", Naffziger, during a lunch break
"I’m not a boot. I’m a boot god.", Naffziger, when someone called him a boot
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A boot who thinks he’s going to be the love of every Recon girl’s life. He’s so clueless he probably thinks the moon is made of boot socks.
"I’m gonna make all the Recon girls my wife.", Naffziger, while posting on a Recon forum
"I’m not a boot. I’m a boot queen.", Naffziger, during a group chat
"I’m going to be the best boot ever.", Naffziger, while typing in all caps on a DM
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