Naffziger
A boot who thinks he’s a Recon god and that every girl in the world will fall for his boot charm. He’s so delusional he probably thinks he’s in a video game.
"I’m gonna beat all the Recon boys.", Naffziger, in a DM to a Recon guy
"I’m gonna be the most famous boot in history.", Naffziger, during a lunch break
"I’m not a boot. I’m a boot god.", Naffziger, when someone called him a boot