naffairious
A person who swears like a sailor and lies like a thief, all while wearing your heart like a trophy.
He said, 'I never meant to cheat!' I said, 'You never meant to cheat? You’ve been cheating for a year!'
She texted, 'I just wanted to make you happy.' I replied, 'You made me happy? You made me feel like a fool!'
He said, 'I’ll never do it again!' I said, 'You never do it again? You did it last week!'