naffairious

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A sneaky, foul-minded cheat who thinks lying is a sport and getting caught is a loss.

My ex texted me, 'I'm still with him, but I'll be with you soon.' I replied, 'You're still with him? You're still with him?'

He sent me a DM: 'We can still be friends, right?' I said, 'We can still be friends, right? You're still with him?'

She said, 'I never loved him.' I said, 'You never loved him? Then why are you still with him?'

A person who swears like a sailor and lies like a thief, all while wearing your heart like a trophy.

He said, 'I never meant to cheat!' I said, 'You never meant to cheat? You’ve been cheating for a year!'

She texted, 'I just wanted to make you happy.' I replied, 'You made me happy? You made me feel like a fool!'

He said, 'I’ll never do it again!' I said, 'You never do it again? You did it last week!'

A two-faced, backstabbing, foul-mouthed cheat who thinks betrayal is a hobby.

She said, 'I just wanted to be with him.' I said, 'You just wanted to be with him? You knew I was with you!'

He sent me a message: 'I just needed a break.' I replied, 'A break? You’ve been cheating for months!'

She said, 'I’m sorry.' I said, 'You’re sorry? You broke my heart!'

A person who lies so much it’s a full-time job and cheaters are just their side hustle.

He said, 'I love you still.' I said, 'You love me still? You’ve been cheating on me for three months!'

She said, 'I just wanted to see him.' I said, 'You just wanted to see him? You broke my heart!'

He said, 'I didn’t mean to lie.' I said, 'You didn’t mean to lie? You lied every day!'

A cheat who swears like a sailor, lies like a pro, and thinks your heart is just another prize to win.

He said, 'I just wanted to make you happy.' I said, 'You just wanted to make me happy? You made me feel like a fool!'

She texted, 'I never meant to hurt you.' I replied, 'You never meant to hurt me? You broke my heart!'

He said, 'I’m sorry.' I said, 'You’re sorry? You’ve been cheating for six months!'