Nafeela
A human who snickers at the worst times, gets lost in daydreams like they're a vacation, and has the attention span of a goldfish but will stuff you full of food like you're a snack bag.
She snickered when I spilled my drink on the principal. He didn't like it. She did.
She was daydreaming about being a unicorn when I asked her a question. I got no answer.
She made me eat a whole cake and a bag of cookies. I felt like a balloon.