Nafeela

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A human who cackles like a madman at the worst times, stares off into the void like it owes them money, and has the focus of a hyperactive hamster but will shove food down your throat like it's a crime.
Nafeela laughed at my failed attempt to explain algebra. I was confused. She was amused. I was furious.
During the middle of a serious debate about pizza toppings, she space out and started drawing unicorns on my notebook.
She fed me three slices of pizza and a bag of chips while I was trying to finish my math homework. It was war.
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A person who giggles at the most awkward moments, zips out of reality like it's a bad movie, and has the brainpower of a toddler but will force you to eat until you're sick.
She burst into giggles when I tripped over my own feet in front of the whole class. It was embarrassing.
During my science test, she stared at the ceiling for five minutes and then drew a cat on my paper.
She gave me a whole plate of spaghetti and told me I had to eat it all or she'd cry. I did. She didn't.
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A human who snickers at the worst times, gets lost in daydreams like they're a vacation, and has the attention span of a goldfish but will stuff you full of food like you're a snack bag.
She snickered when I spilled my drink on the principal. He didn't like it. She did.
She was daydreaming about being a unicorn when I asked her a question. I got no answer.
She made me eat a whole cake and a bag of cookies. I felt like a balloon.
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