NAFBLC
The NAFBLC is the neighbor above you who is so fat, so black, and so loud, it’s like living in a war zone. They don’t just live above you, they dominate you.
My NAFBLC dropped a whole cake on my head. I think she was mad I didn’t eat it fast enough.
The NAFBLC above me screamed so loud, I think she broke the ceiling.
My NAFBLC does yoga on the ceiling. I think she’s trying to become a ceiling person.