NAFBLC

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The National Association of Fat Black Ladies Convention is the loud, obnoxious, and occasionally violent group of people who live above you. They don’t just walk on the ceiling, they stomp, they bounce, and they sometimes throw things down like they’re trying to start a war.
My NAFBLC just dropped a whole bag of chips on my head. I think she was mad about the noise I made eating them.
I heard my NAFBLC screaming at 2 a. m. I think she was arguing with her microwave.
My NAFBLC thinks the ceiling is her personal stage. She does karate on it every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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NAFBLC is when the person above you is so big, so loud, and so proud, it feels like the whole building is about to collapse. They might throw things, scream, or just shake the ceiling like it’s their personal trampoline.
My NAFBLC threw her shoes at me. I think she was mad I didn’t clean my room.
The NAFBLC above me danced on the ceiling at midnight. I think she was trying to get me to join her.
My NAFBLC thinks the ceiling is a gym. She does burpees on it every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The NAFBLC is the neighbor above you who is so fat, so black, and so loud, it’s like living in a war zone. They don’t just live above you, they dominate you.
My NAFBLC dropped a whole cake on my head. I think she was mad I didn’t eat it fast enough.
The NAFBLC above me screamed so loud, I think she broke the ceiling.
My NAFBLC does yoga on the ceiling. I think she’s trying to become a ceiling person.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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NAFBLC is the loud, proud, and sometimes very angry person above you. They shake the ceiling, throw things, and make you wish you had a helmet.
My NAFBLC threw her phone at me. I think she was mad I didn’t text her back.
The NAFBLC above me was screaming at her microwave. I think she was trying to get it to shut up.
My NAFBLC thinks the ceiling is her personal throne. She sits on it every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The NAFBLC is the neighbor above you who is so obnoxious, so loud, and sometimes so angry, you think the ceiling is going to fall on you. They throw things, scream, and sometimes just stand on the ceiling like it’s a platform.
My NAFBLC threw her socks at me. I think she was mad I didn’t clean up my room.
The NAFBLC above me was doing push-ups on the ceiling. I think she was trying to get stronger.
My NAFBLC thinks the ceiling is her personal gym. She does squats on it every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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NAFBLC is when the person above you is so loud, so proud, and sometimes so angry, they make the ceiling cry. They throw things, scream, and sometimes just shake the ceiling like it’s their personal toy.
My NAFBLC threw her keys at me. I think she was mad I didn’t answer my phone.
The NAFBLC above me was singing at the top of her lungs. I think she was trying to wake me up.
My NAFBLC thinks the ceiling is her personal stage. She sings on it every day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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