nafaan
A man who acts like he doesn't care, but when you get hurt, he shows up with a pizza and a lecture about your life choices.
He said he didn't care about my failed test, then showed up with pizza and said I was 'a disappointment'.
He laughed at my failed project, then came to my house with pizza and said I was 'a disaster'.
He told me to stop crying, then brought me pizza and said I was 'a total mess'.